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Chemistry was created in the late 1920's by Joseph Stalin and the USSR. The Soviet's dubbed the mission "Project Cloudy Skies" and hoped to waste countless American hours with the research of the false subject, as well as corrupt the youth of the nation with communist ideas of equality with the proposterous concepts of balanced equations, and used the concept of atoms to convince us that many individuals working as a whole was a natural thing. Unfortunately their plan worked, and to this day Americans are trapped in the illusion of chemistry. Only a small elite know the truth, that all chemical reactions are actually done by microscopic ninjas, who use their swords and daggers to change the properties of the substance. An atomic reaction on the other hand, is the violent result of introducing a pirate ship to the microscopic ninja homes. The resulting battles are truly awesome and BIG explosions go BOOM BOOM BOOM. This is REAL Chemistry This is what causes nuclear explosions.